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Aaron Cogley was allegedly driving through the streets of Bristol when police pulled him over, assuming Cogley was drunk or high. They were shocked to find out he was neither. Cogley said he was in a hurry and listening to drum and bass music. His li
Read more…Police were doing an inspection for stolen copper wire around a homeless camp and found something that surprised them. It was like nothing they'd ever seen before; a series of tunnels about 4 ft below the ground and stretching up to 25 ft long! They
Read more…A homeless man won a lottery, but plans to stay in his tent. He claims he likes the nature too much to live in a real house. What does he plan to do with the money? He wants to get dental work, go see his son, and possibly upgrade to a better tent. I
Read more…A new study says just that. 62 percent of distrached driving accidents are thnks to daydreaming while only 12 percent are texting or cell phone related. Distracted driving is anything that takes your eyes off the road and/ or your hands off the wheel
Read more…By Jack Handey
When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.
Read more…In 1964, just about 50 years ago, Eady Rothstien was a 5 year old girl having fun with her family at the pool. She started to drown when a lifeguard, Larry Brickman, saved her and preformed CPR. CPR seems like something everybody knows now, but not b
Read more…Ali Razeghi, an Iranian scientist, claims that he created a machine allowing someone to travel up to eight years into the future. He has registered the machine, not the Delorian, the Aryayek Time Traveling Machine. Ali is 27 said that his invention c
Read more…in recent new the current owner of wriggly field was sent a severed goats head. why? the reason being that when the field was built a goat was denied access to enter, so the owner placed a curse on the team and since then they have not won.
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Read more…A man in a cookie monster costume taking pictures in Times Square was arrested after pushing down a 2 year old after his mother refused to tip Cookie Monster. Osvaldo Quiroz-Lopez was charged with assault and endangering the welfare of a child.
As you
Read more…In England, a delivery truck stopped at Melanie Brookes' house. Melanie happens to be the owner of 20 pet chickens including one very curious chicken, Agatha. Agatha Climbed into the back of the delivery truck without anybody knowing until the delive
Read more…So what can be worse than texting and driving? Daydreaming! Erie Insurance Group conducted a research and it showed that 62% of distracted driving are to blame on daydreaming or lost in thought. More on the story and results here.
So what are your tho
Read more…A 70 year old senile man tied a 10 month old puppy to the train tracks because "his family did not want him anymore". The engineer of the train saw the man walking away from what he left on the track and used an emergency brake. Somebody came to unti
Read more…A company called Extreme Kidnapping allows people to pay $500 for their own kidnapping! The article says that people go to the company to lose control or have an adrenaline rush. And all of this is legal! Police of course are not thrilled about this.
Read more…In recent news a fisherman named will smith (not the actor) was fishing with a friend and was fighting for 45 min. At the end of this battle he ended up reeling in a mako shark measuring at 10 feet and 8 inches and weighing around 550lbs.
I think th
Read more…A Florida woman received a message affirming her Christian faith. How? A goldfish cracker. There are two markings on the cracker what she sees as a cross inside a circle and a crown. This woman consumes between 2 and 3 pounds of these crackers a wee
Read more…This man decades later finds his twin brother from memories when he was only 4 after being at a concentration camp. It was a beautiful story. Social media is making finding long lost relatives friends, etc. easier. Thoughts on the story?
Read more…by Jack Handey
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
A daughter from a small town in the middle of Oregon saves her Dad, Jeff was in the middle of his garden under his tractor when his daughters heard him yell for help and came running! Once they got there they teamed up and lifted the 3,000 pounds tra
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