A man named Brian Banks was accused of rape. He didn’t actually do though but he still served time for though. Then after 10 months of being in prison he signed a deal to play for the NFL team. The head manager was so excited to have him back on thei
Read more…by Jack Handey
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
Read more…A women was stranded on Mt. Hood for 6 days. Mt. Hood is located in Oregon. Mary Owen is not a rookie at hiking. She was hiking that day and fell and cut her leg open. She went into a snow cave and waited for someone to come find her. Hours had passe
Read more…because of the grate day of April fools day. face book has stated that they will start charging a $2 users fee. twitter will also be charging a $5 fee for the use of vowels per month.
i think that these are
Read more…The founder and CEO of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, has been given a $1.1 billion tax bill for 2012. The reason being, that last May he purchased 60 million shares at 6 cents each. The IRS has deemed that the same as income and in turn received a 48.
Read more…On Sunday Kevin Ware a key player for Louisville hurt himself in a bad accident on the court. Kevin is the guard for Louisville and he was taken to a hospital where he was given surgery. Kevin has become popular even more threw his injury with someth
Read more…In recent news, a campaign in Arizona has promised to give out a free shot gun to people to protect themselves. This is all for the armed citizen project, their goal is to give guns to single women in crime infested neighborhoods. It is planned that
Read more…by Jack Handey
If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's 'fashionable'." But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what
Read more…in recent news a famous copy of the Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album and signed by all four of them has been sold at an auction. this grate piece of history sold Saturday for $290,500. the album was listed before the auction at on
Read more…This is the most fascinating article I have ever read. Although the community in this country wants homosexuals to be invisible, they are rare but they are strong. Despite everything. What do you guys think about a county where no one is homosexual?
Read more…A man purposely bought a house across the street from a church that hates everyone. He painted the house the colors of the Pride Flag. He is planning an anti bulling campaigns out of the house. The church thinks that this is a great example of "filth
Read more…Earlier this month, a bridge just disappeared. 44,000 lbs, 82 feet, just gone. The police think it was taken apart and sold for scrap.
I mean who just wakes up one morning and thinks, "Hmm, I think I'll go steal a bridge today."? That's really risky a
Read more…A man from Maryland who had a kidney transplant, from 20 year old William Edward Small, died last month from rabies. One of the symptoms of rabies is encephalitis which is brain inflammation which this donor had, doctors thought his symptoms were cau
Read more…By Jack Handey
Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis.
Deeply discuss.
Read more…A soldier in Afghanistan met a cat he could tell had no owner, and was abused. He took the cat in as his own and the cat helped him get through some of his toughest times there. He set up a very dangerous, risky plan in order to get the cat back home
Read more…This was the most fascinating article I ever read. It described how this county although wants all homosexuals to be invisible no matter how hard they try they never will be.
Here is the link.
Read more…By Jack Handey If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." Deeply discuss.
Read more…Two boys, ages 9 and 10, showed a mother how to give her baby CPR. The mother noticed her baby was not breathing, dropped and broke her phone in panic, and could not call for help. She then ran out into the street screaming for help with the pale, li
Read more…Please share events that took place in 2007.
Here are top one hundred songs:
1. Irreplaceable, Beyonce [Amazon MP3]
2. Umbrella, Rihanna Featuring Jay-Z [Amazon MP3]
3. The Sweet Escape, Gwen Stefani Featuring Akon [Amazon MP3]
4. Big Girls Don't Cry
Please share events that took place in 2006.
Here are the top one hundred songs:
1. Bad Day, Daniel Powter [Amazon MP3]
2. Temperature, Sean Paul [Amazon MP3]
3. Promiscuous, Nelly Furtado Featuring Timbaland [Amazon MP3]
4. You're Beautiful, James B
