A man named Brian Banks was accused of rape. He didn’t actually do though but he still served time for though. Then after 10 months of being in prison he signed a deal to play for the NFL team. The head manager was so excited to have him back on thei
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I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over
Read more…Reality Tv star died doing what he loved! Shain Gandee died tearing through mudholes in his truck, living life without any worries. Gandee, his friend, and his uncle left a bar at 3 A.M. to go muddin. Gandee's vechile got stuck in a deep mud hole. Hi
Read more…Eric Ducharme is not your average 22 year old. Granted he likes to swim like everyone else, but he adds a twist to swimming. Eric is fasinated and what it sounds like obssessed with mermaids and mermans! He says he is a merman! He makes his own tail
Read more…Linked is a video on gun control. What do you think of gun control? Does this guy have good points or not? Does gun control violate the second amendment?
I agree with this video. It is really intense and showed great points. There doesn't need to be a
Read more…A Walmart semi-truck was struck by a train in Sioux City this morning. The police closed the road at the scene of the crash on Singing Hills Boulevard on the South end of town. The train in now getting removed from the scene, and the police continue
Read more…Offutt's open house and air show has been held annually since 1972. The summer show was canceled from budget and expenses.
A lot of people attend the air show, and are waiting for the next date to be set.
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If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.
Read more…A women was stranded on Mt. Hood for 6 days. Mt. Hood is located in Oregon. Mary Owen is not a rookie at hiking. She was hiking that day and fell and cut her leg open. She went into a snow cave and waited for someone to come find her. Hours had passe
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If someone told me it wasn't "fashionable" to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, "Okay, YOU TELL ME what's 'fashionable'." But he won't. And you know why? Because you can't ask someone what
Read more…On Sunday Kevin Ware a key player for Louisville hurt himself in a bad accident on the court. Kevin is the guard for Louisville and he was taken to a hospital where he was given surgery. Kevin has become popular even more threw his injury with someth
Read more…in recent news a famous copy of the Beatles Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band album and signed by all four of them has been sold at an auction. this grate piece of history sold Saturday for $290,500. the album was listed before the auction at on
Read more…because of the grate day of April fools day. face book has stated that they will start charging a $2 users fee. twitter will also be charging a $5 fee for the use of vowels per month.
i think that these are
Read more…In recent news, a campaign in Arizona has promised to give out a free shot gun to people to protect themselves. This is all for the armed citizen project, their goal is to give guns to single women in crime infested neighborhoods. It is planned that
Read more…The founder and CEO of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg, has been given a $1.1 billion tax bill for 2012. The reason being, that last May he purchased 60 million shares at 6 cents each. The IRS has deemed that the same as income and in turn received a 48.
Read more…In New Zealand, a picture was taken of a baby left alone in the carseat with a note attached to the window. What does the note say? " My mum's in doing the shopping call her if I need anything" witha number at the bottom of the page. A couple found t
Read more…By Jack Handey If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." Deeply discuss.
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I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!
Deeply discuss.
The 338 million dollar Lottery winner promises to help others with the money he won. Pedro Quezada of New Jersey was the winner of the money. He promises to help those in need. He isn't sure exactly what he is going to do, but he know he is going to
Read more…This is the most fascinating article I have ever read. Although the community in this country wants homosexuals to be invisible, they are rare but they are strong. Despite everything. What do you guys think about a county where no one is homosexual?
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