Jack Handey 12-16-2008

When i feel like killing someone i do a little trick to calm my self down. I will go over to the persons house, ring the door bell and then i am gone. do you know what i leave on the porcha jack o lantern with a knife in the side of its head and says YOU. after that I feel much better and no harm done.Jack handey

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  • he is just a random guy thats funny
  • one less criminal. people take this advice just kiddin
    • he writes scripts for SNL
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