Darwin Award Winners

Two bank robbers have been declared the winners of the Darwin award after they blew themselves and the entire bank trying to crack open a cash machine.The police found one of the men with severe head injuries and rushed him to the hospital where he later died. At first, the detectives believed that the other had gotten away, but then they found his dead body.Wendy Northcutt, founder of the annual awards, declared them the 2009 winners of the Darwin awards. It was given to them under the "doing the most to improve the human gene pool by removing yourself from it" category.Their two competitors were, Shawn Motero and Rosanne Tippett. Shawn was stuck in a traffic crawl when he needed to answer mother nature. With no toilet handy, obviously, he got out of his car and jumped over the concrete wall. Unfortunately for him, he forgot that he was on a bridge. He fell 65 feet to his death. Rosanne drove her moped into a flooded river despite warning signs. She was rescued by the police but jumped back in to get the moped and drowned.

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  • really? grow up! get a job! maybe then they wouldnt be dead. being a robber is either a death wish, or a hope to be inprisoned for the rest of your life.
  • I never knew there were awards for being incredibly stupid. haha but this is acutally kind of funny, especially the guy who jumped off the bridge. Thats just ridiculous.
  • haha these people arent very smart and definatly deserved those awards. they need to think things through
  • haha that makes a lot of sense
  • hahahahaha oh wow. I laughed really hard when I read this.
  • hahahahhaha oh my gosh. that is hilarious.
  • hmmm, pretty depressing but funny story. Not very smart of them to blow themselves up.
  • i love reading those books!!!! HAHAHA some of the things are so funny!!! same with 1000 ways to die
  • Some people.
  • Wow.. That was pretty dumb to blow themselves up....
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