A man walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun, fires it and misses the man's head. The man puts down a tip and says 'thank you'.
Why.
hint-why would you order water besides being thirsty.
A group known as the Food Liberation Army kidnapped Ronald Mc Donald and will kill him if the Mc Donalds managers did not answer their 8 questions. Normally, I would just copy the article into this forum and then change it... But its too long!
In Allentown Pennsylvania, there was a suspected natural gas explosion, and four people were killed including a 4-month-old baby and a 79 year old. This explosion destroyed 8
A 71-year old woman has been neglecting to pay the mortgage payments on her house since October of 1985 ...She has been able to get away with this by having a 105-lb. pitbull and a "Beware of the Dog" sign...Her foreclosure has outlasted three recess
What do you think of genetic mistakes? Would you want one of these for a pet? I would definatley want one. Some of them are cute...some not so much in my opinion.
A women in Argentina reportedly jumped from the 23rd story building but then landed on a cab and lived. She suffers from a broken hip and ribs, and internal bleeding. Doctors had to remove her lung, 1 kidney and her spleen. I think that shes just stu
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