(Everybody has been doing blogs on Michael and Farrah, so I've choosing more original subjects.)(so they may not be considered MAJOR events, but they had some lime light, you know)
On whatever day it was, a Sunday, Billy Mays was found on the floor by his wife,(he was married?) It was in Tampa, Florida, in, obviously, his home. The police were notified and looked for evidence of foul play, but didn't find anything.'Why didn't they call the HOSPITAL, Drea?""Because he was found unresponsive," dear who ever is asking.The family informed the media to let them have their privacy as they worked through their difficult time. Information was gathered anyway. Just not from the family. The police told the media that the autopsy report would be done Monday afternoon.
Everybody knows who Billy Mays was. Oxy-clean guy, Orange Glow guy, weird guy who shouts all the time... Mighty-Putty dude, Shout guy, you know. Yeah, it was cardiac arrest and doctors think it may have been influenced by crack."Drea, did they really just figure that out now?""Well, yes. Guy yells at people while filming commercials, but he's not a crack-head, he's just boisterous!".....So yeah, Billy Mays, cardiac arrest, crack.Did you notice that they have been replacing him on the commercials? Like the Orange Glow commercial, it used to be Billy Mays. Now they show his feet and some chick is talking instead of him! He hasn't been on any of his old commercials!!! Now isn't that interesting?
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