As I mentioned in my Puerto Rican blog two weeks ago, my sexy Latina flavor is heavily diluted with pasty white European blood. Tis a shame. But in this week's blog I shall tell you of the other 3/4 of my heritage! :DTa Da! So my father is half Danish and half Puerto Rican, while my mother is half Danish and half German. Well, when a mommy and a daddy love each other very much they get together and have a baby Danielley. Then they decide they hate each other and get a divorce lol. But long before they were even born, Danielle's great grandpas were leaving the world they knew and making homes in weird places know as "America".Mr. Sorensen (you can tell he's my European grandpa with those blue eyes and blond hair!) of Denmark decided being in Europe was lame and got on a big boat, known as a ship, and came to Iowa. He faced many hardships on the ship, including close quarters and less than awesome toilet situations. He also made many enemies, such as John SorensOn that stole his sandwich at every meal and insisted upon the superiority of o's over e's. Not really. But I like to add my own creativity to history. It adds more interest I think. Many others immigrated to this part of Iowa as well, and made Elk Horn and Kimballton, home of the Danish Windmill and The Little Mermaid... But not my great grandpa! He then met a Miss Aikman! And well when a great grandpa and a great grandma love each other very much... You know the story. They make my grandpa!As for origins of my mommy's mommy Miss Bornholdt, not much is known. She developed breast cancer and died when my mommy was thirteen. Needless to say, not many questions like these received answers, so as to where exactly her side of the family hailed from remains a bit of an enigma. But she was German! :DSenor Hernandez, however, came to New York from Puerto Rico (you can tell that from his dark skin and suave raven hair!). He then made a lady friend and together they united to make some Lil Hernandezes. Hernandeces? Hernandi? ... They had some kids. One of which was my grandpa! Who grew up, travelled the country, and met my uber Danish grandma in Texas! They loved each other very much! ... And made my daddy! They too decided they hated each other and grandpa moved to California! Woo hoo! Then my daddy joined the Air Force. But his eyesight is terrible and he's also slightly colorblind! So he cooked food! And met my mama! And made a lil Danielley! Who was born at the Air Force base! Huzzah! I'm sensing a Full Circle Ending to this blog.So there you have it, the very not detailed story of the people who gave birth to the people who gave birth to the freaks who gave birth to Danielle. Are you not impressed?! BLOG THAT MR. BRUNS!
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