Wrestling with Pythons

[4Drea]

Two thiefs, or really, dipsticks, stole a 5 ft python from a Melbourne Pet Store.

 

They were found when the innocent people at a Mc Donalds in Australia, saw them wrestling with the python, whose name is Borris, in a nearby car park.

 

The police named the pair, 'Dumb and Dumber', nicely named

 

Poor Borris was reportedly very upset by the unorthadox removal from his tank and the unproper handing. He was, obvilously, put back and is now back to his happy personality.

[4 Nick]

ok, even though they are dumb people, how cool would it to be named borris?

[3Alexx]

Wow why would you steal a python? And snakes have visible feelings?

[4Drea]

i dunno, maybe he just hissed more often when he was upset

[3evan]

if i was borris i would have bit them or tried anyway

[8jena]

hahahhahhahaha were they intoxicated cuz thats just dumb,,

[2 leah]

pooor borris!!! love the names!! and how is a snake happy??

[3Eli]

well thats good that the snake is back but really why did they want it anyways?

[8TaylorP]

poor Borris. he never did anything to those mean men. but really, what good would a python do you? people these days...

[3Dru]

these guys are not the brightest. how did they think they could get away with stealing a python.. tho that would be pretty cool

[3Anna]

why would you steal a snake? grosss.