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Useless Robber Turns Himself in

Posted by 4Drea on November 30, 2009 at 8:09pm in Mr Bruns 360 Message Board

Ralf Lautenbach, 24, fled after trying to rob or hold up two hotels, which got the security guards set on him, then abandoned a break-in at the local tax office in Muelheim in Germany.After the failure of a crook was trapped in his getaway car after using it to ram a bank security van he decided to just turn himself in.One police officer states that, "He needs a new job."

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JB N ME 2GETHER 4EVER December 9, 2009 at 5:16pm

what a turd burglar. get it? EHH?
3Liz December 7, 2009 at 10:17am

Haha! That's funny. Some people just aren't very smart.
5Lauren December 7, 2009 at 10:05am

ha, WOW! Well if you are going to rob something, you can't give up. I guess he just needs some help.
8Jessica December 7, 2009 at 9:17am

WOW, how many more pathetic robbery stories can we find. This is like the 5th one and they keep getting more and more LAME! I agree with the police officer, clearly, he needs a new job.
0Drake December 6, 2009 at 9:47pm

what a failure. at least he just decided to turn himself in.
3BrandonJames December 6, 2009 at 9:06pm

Oh come on it would be hard to succesfully rob and get away with anything but this guy just sucks at it.
3Eli December 6, 2009 at 5:06pm

wow hes a failure for sure
3Michyla December 6, 2009 at 4:38pm

Ha. wow that's interesting. If you are crazy enough to rob something and break the law then you should be crazy enough to follow through with it.
JB N ME 2GETHER 4EVER December 6, 2009 at 4:36pm

practice makes perfect

scratch that, PERFECT practice makes perfect
5Max December 6, 2009 at 4:07pm

Haha how dumb are robbers these days. He does need a new job.