Laffy Taffy is a brand of taffy created by Nestle and sold by Willy Wonka Candy Company. It was first made in the 1970's. I love taffy jokes and here are some good ones!
| What does an envelope say when you lick it? | Nothing. It just shuts up. |
| Which are the stronger days of the week? | Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays. |
| Which runs faster, hot or cold? | Hot. Everyone can catch a cold. |
| How do you keep a lion from charging? | Take away its credit cards. |
| Did people laugh when the lady fell on the ice? | No, but the ice cracked up. |
Do you like laffy taffy jokes? Or know better ones?
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