Check these out...these excuses are some of the most stupidest excuses ever! they will kind of make you giggle....1. Employee's 12-year-old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work. Employee didn't want to report it to the police.2. Employee said bats got in her hair.3. Employee said a refrigerator fell on him.4. Employee was in line at a coffee shop when a truck carrying flour backed up and dumped the flour into her convertible.5. Employee said a deer bit him during hunting season.6. Employee ate too much at a party.7. Employee fell out of bed and broke his nose.8. Employee got a cold from a puppy.9. Employee's child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the ER to remove it.10. Employee hurt his back chasing a beaver.11. Employee got his toe caught in a vent cover.12. Employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales.13. Employee's brother-in-law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in Mexico.14. Employee drank anti-freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital.15. Employee was at a bowling alley and a bucket filled with water (due to a leak) crashed through the ceiling and hit her on the head.What do you think about them? leave a comment on which one you liike and why.

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  • HAHHAHAH WHO IN the heck would use half of these? where did people come up with thtese!?

  • haha these are funny. my favorite is probably the child sticking a mint up his nose haha thats a good one. or getting a headache from going to many garage sales. Thats is the lamest excuse not to go to work. haha these are just dumb.
  • One question... How could you fall out of bed and break your nose?  Actually two... How can you think of these excuses. Maybe i'll have to use one when I get older.:)

  • employee hurt his back chasing a beaver...  hahaha why would someone be chasing a beaver?!

  • The only excuse I really know is my dog ate my homework.

  • Thoughs are one of the weirdest things you can say, I mean why would you chase a beaver!?! some of these people need a little help if they said my employees daughter stole my car.

  • haha mint one is defenitely my favorite i would have to say:)

  • Well my favorite one would be the Employees child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the ER to remove it! haha! Thats funny

  • Well I think some of these might actually be believable. However, got sick from eating too much at a party? I don't think so!

  • Haha, thats funny. I thought the mint one was the funniest, and the one with the headache after too many garage sells was stupid. I cant believe someone would call in and use these excuses; they must be dumb.
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